The Revolutionary Stair-Bath By ANL

Ever felt the need to wash when you are on a long journey up your stairs?Ever wanted to remove the daily grime whilst it takes 5 hours to get to the top of your stairs? Then look no further!

The Stair Bath gives you peace of mind should your colostomy bag get snagged on your wall mounted collection plates of  your favourite Barbara Cartland novels.  With its jacuzzi style feature this newly released ANL product is sure to be a winner with bot the ladies as well as the men at your regular Wednesday afternoon OAP sex parties..

 

ANL Brings You Video Games You Never Want To Buy

ANL Products brings you the latest craze from the home counties Morris Dance Revolution Universe 2. The No1 best-selling dance game that is selling more than you could shake a stick at.

 

Twat-Nav By ANL Products

 

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Putting on weight due to a crisis at work?

Do you no longer have the full support of your co-workers?

Why not visit your doctor and ask for the new David ” Gastric ” Miliband and you will soon see the weight drop off just like your popularity polls.

To see just how successful our new product is, here is one of our many happy customers:

 

 

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